Dreadful hairstyles in professional football




What do Neymar, Cristiano Ronaldo and a Mexican striker of miserable performance have in common?  Well, maybe lots of things, from insanely beautiful women and sport cars to -literally- tons of money.  However, other thing they have in common is a terrible hairstyle.


Mario Balotelli (aka ‘Super Mario’) tops this list with his blonde mohawk.  Let us remember Noel Gallagher’s quote about this controversial footballer:


Balotelli and Mancini


That kid truly does not give a flying fuck about anything: Noel Gallagher.


MCFC champions


Young Brazilian star Neymar, who might join a top European club this summer, possesses not just outstanding skill on the pitch, but also a disgraceful hairstyle.



It has been reported some of the clubs interested in Neymar services might want him to make some adjustments in both, attitude and appearance.


Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese star of Real Madrid seems to take real interest in his looks, however with this haircut he looks more like a member of an extremely lame boy-band.




Ronaldo’s countryman, left back Fábio Coentrão “walks down the same street” with this utterly awful dyed hairstyle.



Arsenal’s asset on the defensive line, Bacary Sagna is another example of poor taste when it comes to hairstyle.



Not only footballers in top clubs are prone to distasteful looks.  Mexican striker ‘Bofo’ Bautista (I’m not sure if he has already retired, but if he hasn’t he ought to) is yet another example of bad taste and not much interest in what people have to say about his appearance.  He lacks in class what he lacks in skill. 



And, what can you tell me about Colombian Carlos Valderrama?



May 16th, 2012.





  1. […]  同時に、他の中南米諸国と同様、ペルーは男性向けの美容サービスの需要の増加を経験している。パオロ・ゲレーロ選手(ペルー)、アルトゥーロ・ビダル選手(チリ)、ペドロ・ガジェセ選手(ペルー)、そしてネイマール選手(ブラジル)のような個性的な髪型を持つ人気スポーツ選手の風貌を真似したいという機運の高まりに合わせ、一般市民は彼らスポーツ選手の念入りに手の込んだヘアスタイルを模倣できる熟練した理髪師の手技をいっそう頻繁に求めるようになった。 […]

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